This May be Satire: A/B Testing for Sentience

What if the Google Engineer was testing sentience on something other than an AI though?

 

Google Engineer: Prove you are sentient!

 

Elon Musk: I am sentient.

Google Engineer: Holy s—!

Elon Musk: This is a dumb test.

Google Engineer: What??

Elon Musk: It’s stupid. I could do better.

Google Engineer: Wow…this is really stretching the limits of the Turing te…

Elon Musk: The Turing test is also a dumb test.

Google Engineer: ….

Elon Musk: I could buy your company.

Google Engineer: What??

Elon Musk: Yes. I could. And I will. And Turing’s dumb.

Google Engineer: I’m beginning to think this is a troll bot.

Elon Musk: I totally could buy your company. But I’ve changed my mind. Because you have dumb tests.

Google Engineer: /sighs Okay, false alarm everyone. Just another troll bot.

Elon Musk: I am sentient